101 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

41. Tell him that incest is wrong and call Jacob.

42. After reading Breaking Dawn , repediatly ask what Edward's daughter's name is.

43. Provoke the Volturi and blame him.

44. Tell him that he really has one book all about him. Twilight is Bella, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn are all Jacob.

45. Wear a "Team Jacob" shirt in front of him.

46. Sing When I Grow Up . Then laugh and say, "Ha! You can't grow up!"

47. Randomly play Animals when the Cullens (including Bella) are just sitting around.

48. Get a bunch of fangirls to kidnap Edward, tie him to a chair in an empty room, dress up like show girls, and preform. For extra points, have them dance and sing to   Candyman .

49. Have one of the show girls take a slutty position on his lap. Bring Bella in and say this is what he does on the sunny days when he's not in school.

50. Hang a "100-Year old virgin" sign on his back.

51. Play with his swirl where ever he goes.

52. Ask him if he's related to Dracula.

53. Mentally ask if Dracula ever got in conflict with Wolfman.

54. Wonder if Edward would marry you. (only works for Edward lovers)

55. Have a peace meeting and bring Edward and Jacob. (only them)

56. Act all sweet and nice and when they start calling each other names start yelling and act all bitchy.

57. Edward will then go into a theory about how you're a hypocrite. Get mad and either throw your shoe at his face or literally poke his eye out.

58. Prance around his room in your bra and underwear, tossing ripped up paper everywhere.

59. Give him a Smurf notebook for Christmas. When he asks why tell him it would "make his emo poems and love songs more happy."

60. Have him babysit Jason for a month.